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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via whaddup-its-k8)

fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

(Source: fvming, via whaddup-its-k8)

amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

(via whaddup-its-k8)

fightwing23:

peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.

(via whaddup-its-k8)